==> Begin A New Story

Your name is Dave Strider, and as far as you can tell, everything is starting to look pretty SKETCHY around here.
About 3 solar sweeps ago (78 months, 6.5 years), when you were thirteen, you played a game called SBURB that supposedly wiped out all life on Earth, in order to allow a new society to spark in its place. You are NOT SURE exactly what the result was, or even if it matters.
In fact, you are NOT SURE about a lot of things, lately. For instance, you played that game with 3 of your best friends (one of whom you were momentarily dating afterward), until they suddenly DISAPPEARED. Right now, you are NOT SURE where any of them are.
You are also NOT SURE how you got caught by the LEGISLACERATORS.
You are, however, VERY SURE that this is a BAD THING.